Site best view in Mozilla Firefox @ 1024x768 resolution.                         "Dancers are sixty-two percent less likely to contract Alzheimer's - so why aren't you taking lessons?" - tim allman                         "You see this? This is an adjustable wrench...DON'T EVER TOUCH IT!!!" - tim allman (sometime in the summer of 1984 to his oldest son)                         Dancing with the feet is one thing, but dancing with the heart is another." ~anonymous”                         "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it" - Bob Hope                         “Why do I dance?.....Why do I breathe?" ~anonymous                         “People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy” –Bob Hope                         "My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle"-Henny Youngman                         "When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!"- Rodney Dangerfield                         "Life is a dance! Learn as you go! With a Baptist Heart and Methodist Feet, through life I go! ". -Tim Allman                         “Dance isn't a form it's a way of life." ~anonymous                         “What's up, Doc?”-Tex Avery, Bugs Bunny's catch phrase                         “Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar” – Edward R. Murrow                         “You don’t suppose they’re looking for us do ya?” – tim allman north of the DMZ July 1968                         "To tap or not to tap...silly question!!" ~anonymous                         “Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president” – Johnny Carson                         “If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners” -Johnny Carson